My Bear

Did I tell you about Bear? G gave me several toys to play with but she gave me a special friend named Bear. He's nice and soft and cuddly and is my size. Not really my size but small enough for me to consider him a toy and not a companion - ya know? G has decided that since she has taught me to "give Gramama a kiss", which means to lick her chin then she can teach me to "give Bear a kiss". She's so funny. Bear is supposed to go in my mouth and be loved to death with my teeth. G has the funniest ideas. She thinks I'm going to go get Bear for her too. HAHAHAHA! She tells me that I can tell the difference between Bear, the ball, frog and all my other toys and will obey her! Don't ya just love the way those silly humans minds work????