HELP!!!!!

Mom and Dad - You have to rescue me! I'm being tortured by G! She sits in a chair at her desk KNOWING that I want to be in her lap and when I try to jump up - I hit my head on the corner of the drawer! It's sharp and makes me say YYYYIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!! yet she will NOT move so I can get up without bonking my head! She says I have to learn not to jump up at that spot but I'm a puppy, for crying out loud! I'm going to go try again - but if she tells you that I knocked myself out - remember - it's HER fault!